Maybe she's born with it~~~
Maybe she's Maybelline~~~

"Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your head down rolling the hill
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might kick your arse, if I haven't forgotten."



Be more hardworking.
Be more initiative.
Be more analytical.
Be more aggressive.
Be more chic.



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Manicure & pedicure.
LV wallet.
Hermes handbag.
Good skin complexion.
Red Slim digicam
Promotion
Committment in GOD
Taiwan '08.


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Muai!

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

12:20 PM


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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

1:30 PM

Toreador

Decadent, hedonistic, shallow. These words might best describe the Toreador to an outsider but in reality they're far more sophisticated than that. The embrace brings with it a (sometimes paralyzing) fascination with beauty. Works of art, designer clothes and classical music are as vital to a Toreador as the precious blood upon which they subsist. Not all are content to merely admire and among the Toreador are many artists who pour their passion into canvas, paper or music. Their fascination with beauty isn't without its problems though. Imagine if you will a vampire who stays up too late and becomes fixated on the beauty of a morning sunrise...

Nickname: Degenerates

Disciplines: Auspex, Celerity, Presence

Merits: Still fascinated with the trappings of the mortal world, the Toreador are perhaps not as removed from their former mortal selves than the other clans. As such they their cost for buying humanity is halved and their humanity rewards are doubled.

Flaws: The higher you are the further you fall. Because of their stronger grasp on humanity the Toreador have an acute sense of ethics not shared by the other clans. When you do commit an act

SHIT

Sunday, July 03, 2005

11:52 PM

Ghost Shit
You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in
the bowl.

Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of
shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you
did it!

Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it
still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks
in the toilet.

Second Thought Shit
You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you
realize it.....you've got some more.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit
This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until
you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard. Bali Belly Shit You shit so much you lose 5 kilos. Right Now Shit You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out
before you get your pants down.

King Kong or Commode Choker Shit
This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you
break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of
shit usually happens at someone else's house.

Wet Cheeks Shit
This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your
ass wet.

Wish Shit
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit! Cement Block or Oh God Shit You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit. Snake Shit This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at
least three feet long.

Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do
I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house. Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers) You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning. Beer Drunk Shit This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't
smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing
outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shit also usually happens at
someone else's house.

The Frightened Turtle
The kind of shit that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in. The Bungee Shit The kind of shit that just hangs off your ass before it falls into the
water.

The Ring of Fire Shit
The kind of shit where you eat really spicy food and your asshole feels
like the inside of a cigarette lighter.

The Crippler
The kind of shit where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs
go numb from the waist down.

The Big Bobber
The kind of shit that no matter how many times you flush it always
floats back to the surface.

The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
The kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a
traffic jam.

The Incredible Hulk Shit
The king of shit that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously
expands to twice it's normal size.

The Jack the Ripper Shit
The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your ass as it pushes its
way out.

The Party Pooper
The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you
watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

The Toxic Gas Shit
The kind of shit that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before
you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town. Dirty Bowl Shit The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second,
reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters
all over the toilet bowl.

The Windy City Shit
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need
to take a shit.

Oh Shit! Shit
You shit so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out of toilet
paper and you say OH SHIT!

The Never Ending Shit
It's the shit that keeps running out of your ass like pea, and just when
you start wiping your ass your stomach gargles and splash, more shit
runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Ouch That Hurt Shit The type of shit that leaves you feeling like you just hoped onto a
bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.

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